Some humor to get you started for the weekend.
A little boy and a little girl attended the same school and became
friends. Every day they would sit together to eat their lunch. They discovered that they both brought chicken sandwiches every day! This went on all through the fourth and fifth grades, until one day he noticed that her sandwich wasn't a chicken sandwich. He said, "Hey, how come you're not eating chicken, don't you like it anymore?"
She said "I love it but I have to stop eating it."
"Why?" he asked.
She pointed to her lap and said "Cause I'm starting to grow little
feathers down there!"
"Let me see" he said.
"Okay" and she pulled up her skirt.
He looked and said,"That's right. You are! Better not eat any more
chicken."
He kept eating his chicken sandwiches until one day he brought peanut butter. He said to the little girl, "I have to stop eating chicken sandwiches, too. I'm starting to get feathers down there too!"
She asked if she could look, so he pulled down his pants for her.
She said "Oh, my God, it's too late for you! You've already got the neck and gizzards."
2 comments:
or: two little boys are walking down the sidewalk, chatting. through a window they see a woman dressing in her bedroom. both of them stare at her, but after a moment, one of them quickly turns away.
don'tcha wanna watch? asks the other.
oh no, says the first. my mother told me if i looked at naked women i'd turn to stone, and i'm getting hard already.
JericMiller: LOL. I'll have to remember this one for when they get older! Thanks!
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