Oldies but Goodies!
Birds of a feather flock together ... and then crap on your car.
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS" together it spells "Theirs."
4 comments:
The last one is so true isn't it? happy birthday one day early!
The one about buying a replacement is so true. That's why I have two of nearly every one-use tool they make. If you don't use it often enough then you can't remmebr where it is, can't find it and then have to buy another---only to find the first immediately upon returning from the store--usually right where it should be. And where you looked several times.
And the middle name? Yep!
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I like your humor for dreaded Wednesdays! Keep it up. Thanks!
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