Monday, January 30, 2006

The Moral of The Story

Tink, my sis, sent this to me. Her daughter, D, made this up when she was about 12 years old.


Once upon a time in a city far, far away in a little pink house lived a
little lady. She spent her days tootling around in her little pink car and
cleaning her little pink house.

On one eventful day after eating her meal in her little pink dining room,
the little lady took a bath in her little pink bathroom with its little pink
sink, little pink toilet, little pink tub and little pink shower curtain.
After her bath she put on her little pink robe and little pink slippers and
brushed her teeth with her little pink toothbrush. Since it was still fairly
early the little lady decided to go down to her little pink den and read a
book.

When she got to her little pink den, she walked across her little pink
rug to her little pink chair and sat down. She took off her little pink
slippers, curled up in the little pink chair, turned on her little pink lamp
and proceed to read.

She was about a quarter of the way through the book when her doorbell
rang. She put her book on her little pink table, put on her little pink
slippers, walked across the little pink rug to the little pink foyer and
opened the little pink door. On the little pink doorstep was a man dressed
in blue. He said that his car had broken down and did she have a room for
the night.

The little lady invited the man into her little pink foyer and walked him
to her little pink stairs. Once upstairs she showed him to the first pink
door on the right. In the room was a little pink rug, a little pink dresser,
a little pink night stand, a little pink lamp, a little pink bed with little
pink sheets, little pink blankets, little pink pillows and a little pink
comforter. Little pink curtains hung from a little pink window.

After showing the man to his room, the little lady decided to go back
downstairs and finish her book. When she got to her little pink den, she
walked across her little pink rug to her little pink chair and sat down. She
took off her little pink slippers, curled up in the little pink chair,
turned on her little pink lamp and proceed to read.

She was about half of the way through the book when her doorbell rang.
She put her book on her little pink table, put on her little pink slippers,
walked across the little pink rug to the little pink foyer and opened the
little pink door. On the little pink doorstep was a man dressed in green. He
said that his car had broken down and did she have a room for the night.

The little lady invited the man into her little pink foyer and walked him
to her little pink stairs. Once upstairs she showed him to the first pink
door on the left. In the room was a little pink rug, a little pink dresser,
a little pink night stand, a little pink lamp, a little pink bed with little
pink sheets, little pink blankets, little pink pillows and a little pink
comforter. Little pink curtains hung from a little pink window.

After showing the man to his room, the little lady decided to go back
downstairs and finish her book. When she got to her little pink den, she
walked across her little pink rug to her little pink chair and sat down. She
took off her little pink slippers, curled up in the little pink chair,
turned on her little pink lamp and proceed to read.

She was about three quarters of the way through the book when her
doorbell rang. She put her book on her little pink table, put on her little
pink slippers, walked across the little pink rug to the little pink foyer
and opened the little pink door. On the little pink doorstep was a man
dressed in yellow. He said that his car had broken down and did she have a
room for the night.

The little lady invited the man into her little pink foyer and walked him
to her little pink stairs. Once upstairs she showed him to the second pink
door on the left. In the room was a little pink rug, a little pink dresser,
a little pink night stand, a little pink lamp, a little pink bed with little
pink sheets, little pink blankets, little pink pillows and a little pink
comforter. Little pink curtains hung from a little pink window.

The little lady decided she would finish her book in bed, so proceeded
down the little pink hall, she entered her little pink bedroom, with the
little pink rug, a little pink dresser, a little pink night stand, a little
pink lamp, a little pink bed with little pink sheets, little pink blankets,
little pink pillows and a little pink comforter, where little pink curtains
hung from a little pink window. She put on a little pink nightshirt and hung
up her little pink robe and put her little pink slippers in her little pink
closet. She turned on the little pink lamp, pulled back the little pink
comforter, little pink blankets and little pink sheets and crawled into her
little pink bed, pulling the little pink sheets, little pink blankets and
little pink comforter up over her and finished her book. She laid her book
on her little pink nightstand, set her little pink clock, turned off her
little pink lamp and went to sleep.

When her little pink clock went off in the morning, she got out of her
little pink bed, dressed in her little pink jeans and little pink blouse,
putting on little pink sandals. She put her little pink nightshirt into her
little pink hamper and made her little pink bed by pulling up the little
pink sheets, little pink blankets and little pink comforter and placing
little pink pillows along the little pink headboard. Now it was time to exit
the little pink bedroom, go down the little pink hallway and down the little
pink stairs and through the little pink archway to the little pink kitchen,
with its little pink refridgerator, little pink stove, little pink sinks,
little pink drawers and little pink cabinets. She opened one little pink
cabinet and took out three little pink bowls and put them on the little pink
table. Then she opened a little pink drawer and took out three little pink
spoons and put them on the table.

The first man in blue came down to the little pink kitchen and sat in a
little pink chair at the little pink table. The little lady asked him what
he would like for breakfast. He said Cheerios. So she poured the Cheerios in
to a little pink bowl, took a little pink jug of milk from the little pink
refridgerator and poured some over the Cheerios and set it on the little
pink table in front of the man in blue, who proceeded to pick up a little
pink spoon and eat.

The second man in green came down to the little pink kitchen and sat in a
little pink chair at the little pink table. The little lady asked him what
he would like for breakfast. He said Raisin Bran. So she poured the Raisin
Bran in to a little pink bowl, took a little pink jug of milk from the
little pink refridgerator and poured some over the Raisin Bran and set it on
the little pink table in front of the man in green, who proceeded to pick up
a little pink spoon and eat.

The third man in yellow came down to the little pink kitchen and sat in a
little pink chair at the little pink table. The little lady asked him what
he would like for breakfast. He said Cheerios. So she poured the Cheerios in
to a little pink bowl, took a little pink jug of milk from the little pink
refridgerator and poured some over the Cheerios and set it on the little
pink table in front of the man in blue, who proceeded to pick up a little
pink spoon and eat.

And the moral of this story is................................................

Go ahead and guess. I'll give you the 'moral of the story' D made up tomorrow.

4 comments:

_Jon said...

WTF?

Why did they use forks on cereal?

Tink said...

Because I wasn't thinking when I typed it out for vw. It should said spoons.

Contagion said...

Since the fork question was already answered. I'm guessing the moral is "Don't buy everything from your daughter in the little pink section of the store or she'll be traumatized into describing everything as little pink"

Ogre said...

I think you've locked up the Google search results for "pink" for the next week.