Most stories will be about his heroic physical efforts, but this time he stumped me with his mental agility. It was a statement and then a question. It started when I was fixing Super Pickle Boy his breakfast of oatmeal and a glass of milk. He was sitting on the couch watching cartoons. After I got it ready and on the table, I went to sit beside him. At 6am in the morning, I get the statement from Super Pickle Boy of “I can’t get my pe-nis to go down”, “Why won’t my pe-nis go down?” I was dumbfounded. My mouth dropped open. I had no clue what to say. Mom was stumped. I answered it with a question: “Do you have to Pee?” Right? Isn’t that what you would say? I still don’t know how to answer him.
And luckily, the cartoon and the oatmeal were distracting enough that he didn’t ask again – yet!
Psst... this is my entry for the Karnival of Kidz...
5 comments:
OMG.....I have not had to answer this one yet, and I am glad......
holy cow. Good save.
What cartoon was he watching? Make note to avoid that one!
Whoa, what a minute. You are giving this post to HARVEY for the KOK. Watch out. He'll have fun with this one.
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