Wednesday, November 03, 2004

More Wednesday Humor

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed

"The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."


So I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

6 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Guess that means that your inner needed some piece! (Okay, sorry, bad pun.)

But I LOVED it! In fact, I joined in. I finished the Hershey Bar on my desk (chocolate can be very good for inner peace). I'm thinking of my bottle of wine at home that needs to be completed too!

I hate leaving things half done!

vw bug said...

Too funny LeeAnn. I hate to admit that I noticed a open bottle of Kabinett, some crackers and some fudge... looking pretty good.

Jovianne said...

Please pass the Peace Please, and make that Double Stuffed Oreos.
:)

Bou said...

I've eaten through way too much Halloween candy in an effort for my inner peace!

Ogre said...

Oh, that is a good one! Now excuse me, I've got to head home and do some finishing of my own!

Barb said...

LOL
This is great advice. Leave no job undone, indeed!

Thanks for the humor, and for popping over to comment on my site :-)