Wednesday, January 05, 2005

Humor for Dreaded Wednesdays

The jokes I have been sent lately, I will not post out here. So I did a search on the web and found some of these, as well as sending you to a couple of other blogs that have some good humor links.

"The doctor said he would have me on my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell the car to pay the bill."
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Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: If they lived near the bay, they'd be bagels
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Note: You may have to be a floridian to appreciate this one:
"Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
"No, sir, that's a cockroach, the fly is on your steak. "
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I never said they would be good jokes! GRIN... these links below are much better... enjoy.

MaryBeth
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2 comments:

Harvey said...

[throws tomato at Bug for bagel joke]

vw bug said...

[ducks!] snicker snicker.