Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Since I have boys, I saw this and couldn't help but laugh. I remember as a kid telling the other kids to XYZ (examine your zipper). Guess things have changed a lot since then. I wonder which ones my kids will use as they get older?

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David Letterman

10. The cucumber has left the salad.

9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position.

7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

6. Elvis is leaving the building.

5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes with
Venus.

And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.

6 comments:

Ogre said...

OMG.

I have stopped drinking any sort of beverage while blog-surfing to avoid keyboard accidents. Today I was eating my damn lunch when I stumbled over here and read this. Do you know how hard it is to get a mini-meatball out of your nasal cavaties? I now do.

Darrell said...

That's funny.

Anonymous said...

Excellent!! I loved #2. Now I just have to wait to use it!

Harvey said...

I swear I'm wearing nothing but sweat pants for the rest of my life.

Amy said...

Thanks for the great laugh. Good thing no one was around to hear me laughing at the screen!

That 1 Guy said...

What?! No "Hot dog stand is open and ready for business?"

It's a traveshamockery!