Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said,

"Body , how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?"

Clear as a bell, my body said, "Listen fatty... do it and die."

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My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

1 comment:

diamond dave said...

Ought to listen to mine:

"mmmm, ice cream sounds good right now."