Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man:! Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized
Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Found this condom humor funny as well.
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Must remember these. They're much nicer than the ones I've had to use.
LOL
Oh... so I guess a hummer in the parking lot is out of the question? :-/
I don't know... aren't hummers running about $80k now adays? Didn't know you were that wealthy!
These are great! They're very much like NY humor. I think I'll share them with a few people I know.
Michele
Letters From New York City
$80K????
I heard Clinton got one for cost of a cheap cigar ;-)
Oh, well, rumor has it you're WORTH 80k ;-)
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