Tuesday, September 21, 2004

Female Humor and others

Female Comebacks!

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:! Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Found this condom humor funny as well.

5 comments:

Tammi said...

**scribbling notes**

Must remember these. They're much nicer than the ones I've had to use.

LOL

Harvey said...

Oh... so I guess a hummer in the parking lot is out of the question? :-/

vw bug said...

I don't know... aren't hummers running about $80k now adays? Didn't know you were that wealthy!

Anonymous said...

These are great! They're very much like NY humor. I think I'll share them with a few people I know.

Michele
Letters From New York City

Harvey said...

$80K????

I heard Clinton got one for cost of a cheap cigar ;-)

Oh, well, rumor has it you're WORTH 80k ;-)