Wednesday, July 25, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

STOCK TIPS

Investment tips for 2007 For all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2007-8.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.Grace Co. Will merge and become:
Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and become:
Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and and become:
MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will me rge and become:
ZipAudiDoDa.

5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:
FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychi ld.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:
Poupon Pants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally ....

9. Victoria 'S Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name:
Titty Titty Bang Bang

4 comments:

pam said...

LOVE the last one! LOL!!

_Jon said...

The two major quick-serve frozen yogurt retailers will merge:
The Country's Best Yogurt and I Can't Believe It's Yogurt will merge to be:

I Can't Believe It's the Country's Best Yogurt.

:)

The Gray Monk said...

Victoria's Secret and Smith and Wesson. The Bind moggles ...! Loved it.

oddybobo said...

Love the last one too!