Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

I think Bubba is Blonde!

A doctor in Kentucky wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, "Bubba, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir..." answers Bubba.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Bubba, how was your day?"

Bubba tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Bubba! and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba.

"Bravo, bravo Bubba! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

"And what did you do Bubba?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."


pam said...

LOL! Hadn't heard that one...

oddybobo said...


Contagion said...

HAHA. That one is new to me as well.

Mrs. Who said...

Funny, funny!!!