Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

I think Bubba is Blonde!

A doctor in Kentucky wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he told his assistant, "Bubba, I am going hunting tomorrow and we don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of our patients".

"Yes, sir..." answers Bubba.

The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks: "So Bubba, how was your day?"

Bubba tells him he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache, so I gave him TYLENOL."

"Bravo Bubba! and the second one?" says the doctor.

"The second one had stomach burning, and I gave him MAALOX, sir," says Bubba.

"Bravo, bravo Bubba! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.

"Sir, I was sitting here, and suddenly the door opens, and a woman enters like a flame. She undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, spread her legs and shouts: "HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!!"

"And what did you do Bubba?" asks the doctor.

"I put eye drops in her eyes."