Really Funny

Some days, I just have a really odd sense of humor... like when I read

A hedgehog's skin is so tough that when they get run over, its entrails come out of its mouth and its ass.

or

A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds.(vw comment: I have it beat by about 2 seconds)

at Offbeat Tuesday over at Dazed and Confuzed.

And the Mother's Day post was perfect!

* To be able to eat a whole candy bar (alone) and drink a soda without any "floaties" (ie, backwash).

or

* Five pounds of chocolate that won't add twenty pounds to her figure.

or

* A shower without a child peeking through the curtain with a "Hi Ya Mom!" just as she puts a razor to her ankle. (vw comment: This is why I seldom shave anymore)

Yaa... I needed a break after some of the days I have had lately.