Wednesday, January 04, 2006

More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday

Don't Pee in the Pool

Little Johnny is approached by the lifeguard at the public swimming pool.

"You're not allowed to pee in the pool," said the lifeguard. "I'm going to report you."

"But everyone pees in the pool," said Little Johnny.

"Maybe," said the lifeguard, "but not from the diving board!"

5 comments:

Contagion said...

when I was about 10 I saw a kid do just that at a public pool.

Jennifer said...

Ahahahahahahah!!!

VW Bug said...

I could see one of my boys trying to do that. Particularly after I was getting Tot in the car, turned around and saw Tater pee'ing on my tire... we were in Walgreens parking lot. Being in public is no problem for my boy.

Marie said...

GAH!!!!!!

So much to look forward to! My little guy just discovered his wee-wee the other day. He ran around jiggling it when I took the diaper off. Oh boy. It's just the beginning!

PrimoDonna said...

That is so funny! I had to immediately tell my co-workers.