Sunday, April 29, 2007
Calling all Chocolate Lovers
Someone with time on their hands and loves chocolate... I need your help. I was sent THIS WEBSITE ON CHOCOLATE. And I have been over to the FDA WEBSITE to see if it is true.
Hat Fashion Show
While visiting Grandma & Pop, the boys tried on some hats. Look at these gorgeous guys:
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Tater could not resist putting an extra hat in the picture!
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I think my boys are about ready to start posing for GQ magazine. Now how do I a hold of GQ????
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Tater could not resist putting an extra hat in the picture!
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I think my boys are about ready to start posing for GQ magazine. Now how do I a hold of GQ????
Saturday, April 28, 2007
Lions Tigers and Droughts - Oh NO!
I'm sick, I'm tired and now I'm annoyed. This post is going to be a rant about the drought conditions in South Florida. Blame Pamibe... I was reading her post when all of my pissiness decided to come forward on this item. Ok, so it's not her fault. I have been annoyed about it for weeks, but she was the catalyst that made me decide to write a post.
If you go TO THIS SITE and check out our 'drought conditions' over the last three years. THREE YEARS. We have been in drought conditions. Not once did we ever get put on water restrictions in THREE YEARS.
If you go TO THIS SITE and check out our 'drought conditions' over the last three years. THREE YEARS. We have been in drought conditions. Not once did we ever get put on water restrictions in THREE YEARS.
Life Keeps Changing My Plans
Tons of stuff to do and no energy. Here is something to make your weekend a little nicer... smile!
The Seniors Breakfast Special
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once
The Seniors Breakfast Special
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We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the "seniors' special" was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $1.99.
"Sounds good," my wife said. "But I don't want the eggs."
"Then I'll have to charge you two dollars and forty-nine cents because you're ordering a la carte," the waitress warned her.
"You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?" my wife asked incredulously.
"YES!!" stated the waitress.
"I'll take the special then." my wife said.
"How do you want your eggs?" the waitress asked.
"Raw and in the shell," my wife replied.
She took the two eggs home.
DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! We've been around the block more than once
Thursday, April 26, 2007
Which One?
Which one goes in coffee? Hard to tell when you are tired, sick and grouchy. More later when life settles down.
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
Another oldie but goodie...
Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her
shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She : "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
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Husband and wife in bed together. She feels his hand rubbing her
shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."
His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She : "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"
He: "I found the remote."
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Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
Oldie but goodie...
Welfare Office
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says. "Hi.. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her s.xual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy wide-eyed, says "You're Bullshitting me!
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well........You started it."
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Welfare Office
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says. "Hi.. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare checks. I'd really rather have a job."
The social worker behind the counter says, "Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful nymphomaniac daughter. You'll have to drive around in his Mercedes, but he'll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours meals will be provided. You'll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You will have to satisfy her s.xual urges. You'll be provided a two-bedroom apartment above the garage. The starting salary is $90,000 a year."
The guy wide-eyed, says "You're Bullshitting me!
The Social Worker says, "Yeah, well........You started it."
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Tuesday, April 24, 2007
Weekend Trip Info
One of those interesting moments when you get to the places you want to take pictures and realize your camera battery is low... so low it won't let you take a picture. Yaa... and the one I charged is 100s of miles away at home. Seems I forgot to put in the new battery and bring the charger. Sigh. We had one camera that was working (Tot's) and it needed batteries as well as Tater's. Luckily their cameras take AAs. Phew. Here are some pictures from their cameras since MY camera does NOT take normal batteries.
Breakfast with Characters (look at Tot's cute face! Click to enlarge):
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Tater was disappointed that Annie wasn't there, but happy that Leo stopped by.
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Gee... a Storm Trooper... they couldn't resist... And yes I did notice the Storm Trooper looks like something is dripping out of his rear.
Breakfast with Characters (look at Tot's cute face! Click to enlarge):
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Tater was disappointed that Annie wasn't there, but happy that Leo stopped by.
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Gee... a Storm Trooper... they couldn't resist... And yes I did notice the Storm Trooper looks like something is dripping out of his rear.
Once A Bug, Always a Bug
h/t Michele at Letters of New York City
From Go-Quiz.com
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Where are you on the highway of life?
From Go-Quiz.com
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| "ACHTUNG! |
| vw bug may actually be a spider-human hybrid |
From Go-Quiz.com
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From Go-Quiz.com
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| How to make a vw bug |
| Ingredients: 3 parts pride 1 part brilliance 3 parts |
| Method: Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little fitness if desired! |
Monday, April 23, 2007
Tater Skywalker and Tot Obi-Wan
It was a fun weekend. Been a little busy, so all I have for you is this picture (click to enlarge):
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Don't even ask how long it took to get that picture!!!!
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Don't even ask how long it took to get that picture!!!!
Thursday, April 19, 2007
Spiderboy
It is weird how a little amount of money can cause children to have so much fun...
How about Spiderboy and his stunt double?
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Watch out for those webs!
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Wait! That's not Peter Parker... that's Tater!
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What would an appointment be like with a couple of Spiderboys at my side? I found out! (The staff loved it)
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Tot has worn his for 3 days now. This includes wearing it to Preschool on Chapel day. I wash it at night since I won't let him sleep in it... I need to get him a new one soon! Ohh.. he is the 'stunt double'... as you can see from his climbing this web (notice Tater is NOT in sight):
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And one last attack!
How about Spiderboy and his stunt double?
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Watch out for those webs!
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Wait! That's not Peter Parker... that's Tater!
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What would an appointment be like with a couple of Spiderboys at my side? I found out! (The staff loved it)
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Tot has worn his for 3 days now. This includes wearing it to Preschool on Chapel day. I wash it at night since I won't let him sleep in it... I need to get him a new one soon! Ohh.. he is the 'stunt double'... as you can see from his climbing this web (notice Tater is NOT in sight):
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And one last attack!
Road Trip
We are going on a road trip for the weekend. While I will come back with some good blog fodder, I will not be taking my laptop with me. Those who have access to my blog are welcome to drop in a line or two... otherwise, you will have me back on the same bat spider time, same bat spider channel on Monday (or Tuesday).
Enjoy the break! I know I plan on it.
And just to drive you nuts because you can't get it out of your head once you start singing it:
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
Enjoy the break! I know I plan on it.
And just to drive you nuts because you can't get it out of your head once you start singing it:
Spiderman, Spiderman,
Does whatever a spider can
Spins a web, any size,
Catches thieves just like flies
Look Out!
Here comes the Spiderman.
Is he strong?
Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood.
Can he swing from a thread
Take a look overhead
Hey, there
There goes the Spiderman.
In the chill of night
At the scene of a crime
Like a streak of light
He arrives just in time.
Spiderman, Spiderman
Friendly neighborhood Spiderman
Wealth and fame
He's ignored
Action is his reward.
To him, life is a great big bang up
Whenever there's a hang up
You'll find the Spider man.
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security.
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver's license to verify my age.
I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.
I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, "Unbutton your shirt." So I opened shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me", and she processed my Social Security application.
When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten disability, too."
Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
I have been sick for a week now... and for some reason this just hit me as really funny...
The makers of Viagra funded a study at Stanford to see why the head of a man's pe-nis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, the researchers concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during s.x.
After they published the study, the makers of Cialis decided to fund their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, the Berkeley researchers concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during s.x.
M.I.T., unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
The makers of Viagra funded a study at Stanford to see why the head of a man's pe-nis was larger than the shaft. After 1 year and $180,000, the researchers concluded that the reason that the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during s.x.
After they published the study, the makers of Cialis decided to fund their own study. After $250,000 and 3 years of research, the Berkeley researchers concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the woman more pleasure during s.x.
M.I.T., unsatisfied with these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks, a cost of around $75.46, and 2 cases of beer, they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting himself in the forehead.
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Which One?
We decided to have a family exploration and use it to make art. Mom found buttons and stickers, the boys found grass, tree limbs, and more...
Now which picture belongs to which child??? (Answer if you press More Pawprints)
Now which picture belongs to which child??? (Answer if you press More Pawprints)
Monday, April 16, 2007
When Does School End?
I just realized that preschool ends in 4 weeks. FOUR. How long before school ends for everyone else? What about states other than Florida?
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Some Easter Day Pictures
Little behind on getting these out.. but they are cute and bring back memories... they found their easter baskets... about an hour after they got up. The Easter Bunny Mammaw got them most of the candy and the chocolate bunnies. Side Note: They still haven't eaten it all... give less next year!
After dumping the candy and toys out of the baskets, outside to find the eggs...
and let us not forget a picture of the bunny... Tot ate the candy eye and the tail off to start... I forgot to get a picture of Tater's!
The boys also got some non-spill bubble stick and holder. Seems to work until they turn it upside down. ;-)
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Tater kept posing... I gave up on an action picture and just got his cute self!
After dumping the candy and toys out of the baskets, outside to find the eggs...
and let us not forget a picture of the bunny... Tot ate the candy eye and the tail off to start... I forgot to get a picture of Tater's!
The boys also got some non-spill bubble stick and holder. Seems to work until they turn it upside down. ;-)
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Tater kept posing... I gave up on an action picture and just got his cute self!
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Beach Day
It's been a busy week... but I love it when I see this picture of Tot at the Beach. You can find the STORY HERE... enjoy the picture!
Friday, April 13, 2007
1964 was a very good year
| In 1964 (the year you were born) |
 Lyndon B. Johnson is president of the US After riots break out, Panama suspends relations with he US Cassius Clay becomes heavyweight champion when Sonny Liston throws in the towel in the sixth round in Miami Near Anchorage, the strongest earthquake ever to strike North America kills 117 Worst soccer disaster in history occurs when rioting and panic kills over 300 in Liverpool Hundreds of white college students work for civil rights in the south during "Freedom Summer" South Africa sentences Nelson Mandela to life in prison Kemeny and Kurtz create BASIC (Beginners' All-purpose Symbolic Instruction Code), an easy to learn high level programming language Nicolas Cage, Jeff Bezos, Rob Lowe, Elle Macpherson, Courteney Cox Arquette, and Keanu Reeves are born St. Louis Cardinals win the World Series Cleveland Browns win the NFL championship Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup "I Want to Hold Your Hand" by The Beatles released in the US, sparking Beatlemania The Beatles appear on The Ed Sullivan Show, breaking television ratings records The game show Jeopardy! debuts on television Mary Poppins, starring Julie Andrews, is the top grossing film |
The Newest Lunch Spot
This is all Mammaw's fault. She cleared off my kitchen island and bought stools. Now I have two little boys peering at me in the kitchen when they eat lunch! (aren't they cuties???)
Thursday, April 12, 2007
Just a Little Fat
Nothing like having a child to keep you on your toes. Here is a conversation we had at the dinner table the other night... one of the unusual dinners with daddy at the table with us...
Out of the blue while we are all eating -
Tater: You're just a little fat aren't you mom?
Mom: **blink blink** Uhhh. Yes.
Tater: Dad, your really fat, right?
Dad: **shocked look** You really should not comment on people being fat, you might hurt someone's feelings.
Mom: **blink blink (hiding face to keep from laughing out loud)**
Note to self: must remember to have a talk with Tater later
Out of the blue while we are all eating -
Tater: You're just a little fat aren't you mom?
Mom: **blink blink** Uhhh. Yes.
Tater: Dad, your really fat, right?
Dad: **shocked look** You really should not comment on people being fat, you might hurt someone's feelings.
Mom: **blink blink (hiding face to keep from laughing out loud)**
Note to self: must remember to have a talk with Tater later
Doodle Pad Issues
Seems like traveling with two boys and two doodle pads will continue to be a source of blog fodder...
This time I decided to call AWTM since she is back and see if all is well in her life of insanity and I had not heard from her in weeks...
From the back of the car I hear Tater...
Tater: "Mom, take a look at this picture"
Mom: "What is it?"
Tater: "It's you with a pe-nis!!"
Tater/Tot: Laughing out loud
Mom: "Sigh"
I hate to say it but you could barely see the stick figure because the size of the pe-nis. Guess this size thing starts at an early age.
This time I decided to call AWTM since she is back and see if all is well in her life of insanity and I had not heard from her in weeks...
From the back of the car I hear Tater...
Tater: "Mom, take a look at this picture"
Mom: "What is it?"
Tater: "It's you with a pe-nis!!"
Tater/Tot: Laughing out loud
Mom: "Sigh"
I hate to say it but you could barely see the stick figure because the size of the pe-nis. Guess this size thing starts at an early age.
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2... I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.
27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
Pastor's Business Card
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the back of it and stuck it in the door.
When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."
Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was naked."
Tuesday, April 10, 2007
Monday, April 09, 2007
Easter Egg Hunt
We went to the community church's Easter Egg hunt. They always have 1000s of eggs and the kids love it. This year my kids got divided between two areas. Tot went to the 'hay stack' for 0 to 3 year olds, while Tater went to hunt around the Pastor's house for the 4 to 6 year olds.
While waiting to get into the Pastor's yard, Tater posed as a Jedi Knight:
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Yep, they just laid most of the eggs in the yard. A few were up in bushes but not many!
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Tot was still egg hunting when we got through. For some reason there was not that many 0 to 3 year olds this year... He got a bag full of eggs!
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In fact, picking up eggs got so boring, the slide looked much more interesting!
Fun was had by all. Definitely more eggs than what was at home! ;-)
While waiting to get into the Pastor's yard, Tater posed as a Jedi Knight:
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Yep, they just laid most of the eggs in the yard. A few were up in bushes but not many!
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Tot was still egg hunting when we got through. For some reason there was not that many 0 to 3 year olds this year... He got a bag full of eggs!
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In fact, picking up eggs got so boring, the slide looked much more interesting!
Fun was had by all. Definitely more eggs than what was at home! ;-)
Saturday, April 07, 2007
Happy Easter
Yep, I'm a Christian and I still tell my kids there is an Easter Bunny. It has worked wonders on keeping them a little nicer this week. ;-) Yes, I have also explained about Jesus and the meaning... for what a 4 year old and a 3 year old can take in and digest. If they ask about the Easter Bunny, I will tell them the truth but until then....
I will not be posting again until Monday. Lots to do this weekend. Including coming up with a post to wish my Hubby a happy Anniversary. Yep, it is on Sunday. Still not posting until Monday unless there is suddenly a lot of time on my hands (NOT going to happen!).
Enjoy your weekend, and I will be enjoying mine as well.
I will not be posting again until Monday. Lots to do this weekend. Including coming up with a post to wish my Hubby a happy Anniversary. Yep, it is on Sunday. Still not posting until Monday unless there is suddenly a lot of time on my hands (NOT going to happen!).
Enjoy your weekend, and I will be enjoying mine as well.
Friday, April 06, 2007
ASUS web site compromised
We have ASUS equipment and for the life of me I can't remember when the last time I went to visit that web site. Hope all my firewalls, virus and stuff is working.
Go Here to read about it.
Go Here to read about it.
Over 100?
Tater and I were talking about age. How old Happy dog was, how old he was, how old I was. I told him I was 42 years old... and he responded with... "Wow that's over a hundred". Yaa, we need to work on his counting skills. ;-)
Tot's View on Life
Tot was walking around with this camera this last week. Here are a few pictures ... shows his point of view:
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Took me a couple of seconds to realize this was a reflection in his mirror. That is his face to the left and me to the right. I'm installing tiebacks for his curtains.
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One night he asked me to use his camera to take his picture. He had my scrunchy in his hair...
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Took me a couple of seconds to realize this was a reflection in his mirror. That is his face to the left and me to the right. I'm installing tiebacks for his curtains.
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One night he asked me to use his camera to take his picture. He had my scrunchy in his hair...
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Thursday, April 05, 2007
Jedi or Sith?
Seems that Tater has decided to try out for Darth Maul... Look at these cool moves!
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Tot did not want to be left out...
Wednesday, April 04, 2007
More Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
Since my boys have a fascination for poop lately, I decided to do a search on it...
The Intellectual Appreciation of Poop was the first thing I found. Does Mountain Dew Pitch Black really turn your poop green? You can find the answer at that website.
And found at a couple of sites:
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: This kind of poopie is so huge, you are afraid to flush without breaking it up with your pencil.
GASSEY POOPIE: It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
CORN POOPIE: (self explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you could do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This kind hurts so bad coming out, you swear it is leaving sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (aka POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out so fast, your behind is splashed with toilet water.
LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl and you.
UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that does not smell.
SUPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet because you are positive you will only fart, but...(oops!) a poopie.
DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop even though you know you are done pooping. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
ATOMIC POOPIE: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.
The Intellectual Appreciation of Poop was the first thing I found. Does Mountain Dew Pitch Black really turn your poop green? You can find the answer at that website.
And found at a couple of sites:
GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done pooping, have pulled your underwear up to your knees and you realize you have to poopie some more.
POP-A-VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE: The kind where you strain so hard you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: This kind of poopie is so huge, you are afraid to flush without breaking it up with your pencil.
GASSEY POOPIE: It is so noisy that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks at the bottom of the toilet bowl.
CORN POOPIE: (self explanatory)
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you want to poopie but all you could do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: This kind hurts so bad coming out, you swear it is leaving sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (aka POWER DUMP): The kind that comes out so fast, your behind is splashed with toilet water.
LIQUID POOPIE: The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out and splashes all over the toilet bowl and you.
UPPER CLASS POOPIE: The kind of poopie that does not smell.
SUPRISE POOPIE: You are not even at the toilet because you are positive you will only fart, but...(oops!) a poopie.
DANGLING POOPIE: This poopie refuses to drop even though you know you are done pooping. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
ATOMIC POOPIE: The kind that burns on the way out and it still burns hours after you poopie.
Humor for Dreaded Wednesday
At first I thought this was going to be a trick... then I realized it was real questions... I still find it humorous...
National Drivers Test - Results
Your score was: 85%
A score of 70% is passing in most states.
Come on... give it a try...
National Drivers Test is HERE
National Drivers Test - Results
Your score was: 85%
A score of 70% is passing in most states.
Come on... give it a try...
Tuesday, April 03, 2007
To Burp or Not?
Seems Tater has figured out how to drink water and then make a big burp come out. Tot can get a belly laugh from watching his brother and hearing the burp. Now I finally got over the 'poop' discussions and it is not outlawed at my house any more. The boys can say it anytime they want except at the dinner table. That does not mean I will stick around to hear it but they can say it. Now burping... should I outlaw it or not. Right now I don't, but it is getting really annoying. Any thoughts?
And I definitely am living with boys. Tater drew a butt with poop coming out of it on his Doodle pad (or I would have gotten pictures) and Tot was roaring with laughter... after he erased it, he drew a pen-is with pee coming out... more laughter by the boys... finally he holds up a cloud with eyes and the top of a head above it... yaaa... Fart in Your Face... told dad about it and he laughed almost as hard as the boys. I just don't get it. But I have decided to put this in my blog so I won't forget it. Wait till those boys get to have their own kids!
And I definitely am living with boys. Tater drew a butt with poop coming out of it on his Doodle pad (or I would have gotten pictures) and Tot was roaring with laughter... after he erased it, he drew a pen-is with pee coming out... more laughter by the boys... finally he holds up a cloud with eyes and the top of a head above it... yaaa... Fart in Your Face... told dad about it and he laughed almost as hard as the boys. I just don't get it. But I have decided to put this in my blog so I won't forget it. Wait till those boys get to have their own kids!
Monk or Knight?
Was trying to find a program on the History Channel and found
THIS LINK
and had a blast with it. Go ahead, make yourself into something from the 'Dark Ages'.
and had a blast with it. Go ahead, make yourself into something from the 'Dark Ages'.
Monday, April 02, 2007
Beer and Life
I saw the comic below in the paper today and thought of so many bloggers! Ogre, T1G, Contagion, Grau and more...
Take Me Out To The Ballgame
It was the Marlins and the Mets... Marlins in the lead 3 to 1 runs. And Tater yells at the top of his lungs "Go Black Guys". Yaaa... Marlins were wearing black that day. At the beginning to help Tater figure out who was who, we told him that the Marlins were the men in black. I would point out "There goes a man in black, a Marlin". All a matter of interpretation. ;-)
Here are a few pictures. One of the field (if you zoom enough you can see the score!)
a.
b.
c.
Little busy getting the house back together after being out of it for 3 days... these are a wee bit old (like a week or two!)... more recent pictures to come later.
Here are a few pictures. One of the field (if you zoom enough you can see the score!)
a.
b.
c.
Little busy getting the house back together after being out of it for 3 days... these are a wee bit old (like a week or two!)... more recent pictures to come later.
Sunday, April 01, 2007
Happy April Fool's Day
Time for some humor... h/t Maranda Rites
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This is not me... but I could see it happening with my boys...
| Your Celebrity Boob Twin: |
 Pamela Anderson |
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This is not me... but I could see it happening with my boys...
| Your April Fool's Day Prank Should Be |
 Setting off stink bombs |
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